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Points for your consideration

- Une -

The use of closed circuit cameras to monitor and discredit the opposition is such a typically Big Brotherly move, that I find it ludicrous no one has questioned THE PRESENCE OF VIDEO CAMERAS AT THE NOMINATION BOOTHS. Surely this is an absurd security precaution at best, and Orwellian dystopia at worst.

- Deux -

What is the utility of a minority candidate(??) form? Surely this only functions as a barrier preventing the minority races from participating in the political process - its effectiveness has already been demonstrated by the disenfranchisement of Mr. Games Jomez. Next up: female candidature forms.

- Trois -

Preferred methods of political debate:
Third World: Guerilla civil warfare.
Second World: Ice pick a la brainpan.
First World: Tarred with finest quality white goosefeathers, attractively wrapped in tape (colour: bureaucratic red).

- Quatre -

Legal question du jour: Was Mr. Games Jomez in fact lying when he warned of consequences? As he was undoubtably referring to the consequences of his own stupidity, are there grounds therefore for a defamation lawsuit against certain unspecified hooligans?

- Cinq -

Please peruse Ms. Chua Moong Hui's most excellent review of character flaws and their hitherto absence in all but the most deviant of human conditions. It is most droll.

posted by anodyne @ 3.5.06

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