Points for your consideration - Une -The use of closed circuit cameras to monitor and discredit the opposition is such a typically Big Brotherly move, that I find it ludicrous no one has questioned THE PRESENCE OF VIDEO CAMERAS AT THE NOMINATION BOOTHS. Surely this is an absurd security precaution at best, and Orwellian dystopia at worst.
- Deux -What is the utility of a minority candidate(??) form? Surely this only functions as a barrier preventing the minority races from participating in the political process - its effectiveness has already been demonstrated by the disenfranchisement of Mr. Games Jomez. Next up: female candidature forms.
- Trois - Preferred methods of political debate:
Third World: Guerilla civil warfare.
Second World: Ice pick
a la brainpan.
First World: Tarred with finest quality white goosefeathers, attractively wrapped in tape (colour: bureaucratic red).
- Quatre -Legal question
du jour: Was Mr. Games Jomez in fact
lying when he warned of
consequences? As he was undoubtably referring to the consequences of his own stupidity, are there grounds therefore for a defamation lawsuit against certain unspecified
hooligans?
- Cinq -Please peruse Ms. Chua Moong Hui's most
excellent review of character flaws and their hitherto absence in all but the most
deviant of human conditions. It is most droll.